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The semi sarcastic posting Why donate got a lot of hate mail generated. Oddly enough from people who didnt qualify for any of the list of people who should donate.

Anyway I have more reasons to donate and one allowance to donate else where.

After watching the documentary on Enron “Smartest Guys” I am ok with you sending money to a Portland Gas and Electric employee who got their pension wiped out cuz of those Enron scumbags.

So heres more reasons you should send me a BIG HUGE donation:

• You worked for Enron, married a stripper and left with 200 million
• You worked for Enron and left with even one million
• You work in government and were referred to the post by an Enron executive
• you are a billionaire because Oracle or Microsoft purchased your company
• your monthly florist bill for the house is 10,000 dollars
• you own an IT placement company and you hire 23 year old non college grads as your recruiters

Oh and if you think donating to “cancer research” or “AIDS research” is a better use of your money you are naive and more importantly you are WRONG. Take that money you plan on donating to such an organization and instead give it directly to SOMEONE who has that disease. (Ask Magic Johnson how does money help give one patient a chance)

Anyway, if you are rich by ways of extreme absurd luck, help me join the club.

Harry A.