Why Donate?
Why should you donate? Because having money solves almost all problems. And those problems it doesn’t solve, can be fixed with solutions you can BUY with money. So money is good. Lots of it is great.
And I am WAY ahead of you on the next question! Why don’t I get a job?
Well if YOU have a job for me, tell me about it! If I can do it, or learn it, and it will take care of my current financial responsibilities, I’ll work for you!
But of course if what you mean is the theory of getting a job, then I am here to tell you that for a 45 year old unattractive fat guy who is an honest person, that theory is bullshit. The “just go out and get a job, its easy.” theory falls short when you actually put it to the test.
As I said already, if you HAVE the job - ie YOU ARE the person who is doing the hiring, then we aren’t talking in theory and you and I can chat.
Otherwise let’s not waste our time on theories.
OK we figured out that I wont accept theories and you don’t have a job for me, so lets get back to the topic!
THE TOPIC - why would you donate to Harry?
- some time ago, someone helped you. And you promised that person you would help a stranger as thanks
- your adult children are worthless, hanging around like vultures waiting for their inheritance, this will burn their ass good wouldn’t it!
- the only thing your parents ever gave you was a trust fund that your grandparents created, this will fix their inattentive vacationing asses!
- Your spouse joined AA and then left you for someone they meet in an AA meeting
- You left your spouse for someone you met in an AA meeting
- You sell drugs, have all your life, and make great money
- you are an executive at a national corporation and frequently piss on the corporate rules to do what you want
- your are a dishonest salesman and make millions doing it
- you go to AA and bang the newcomer women, married or not, all the time
- you were raised by good parents and when you stopped drinking, you got back on track and have lead a successful life ever since
- Since you joined the 12 step fellowship, everything has gone perfect for you. Life has gotten better every year
- you have never been to college, have no experience writing computer programs but you make loads of money as an I.T. recruiter, deciding which guy gets to the interview and which does not
- You made 12 million on your last deal and its work you love
- You have access to Al Queda or Mafia cartel bank accounts and screw the evidence bin, you are sending Harry a mil
- you are a billionaire and you loose a million in the market on a slow day
- You hate what I write and you want me to have so much money I stop blogging
- you love what I write so much that you want me to be sure I do nothing else
- and the number one reason why you should donate to Harry, Because it amuses you to do so…………………..
and dont forget that a paypal donation give you the opportunity to tell me what you think etc
You can also send me untraceable cash! Click here to learn how to mail me.
Harry A.

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